Elevator Pitch for Bail Me Out

Joe, a blue-collar mechanic and life-long Jersey guy, grapples with his best friend, Ray, “coming out of the closet,” which sets off a chain of events that affect his entire inner circle and forces Joe to weigh the pragmatism of his relationships with his beloved friends and family. Ill-equipped to adapt in an ever-changing world, Joe is a 21st century Archie Bunker, lovable but rough around the edges.


“A Rewarding Ride.”
– Les Spindle, Back Stage West
“The Story Blends, The Story Flows.”
– James Scarborough, The Huffington Post
“Brimming With Substantive Issues.”
– Philip Brandes, The Los Angeles Times

Letter from the Writer

The first thing audiences notice about my original play, Bail Me Out, is the language. It is profane, vulgar, sexually descriptive, and relentless. Like many artists raised in North Central Jersey, I empathize with the ups, downs, trials, tribulations, successes, and failures of thousands of people in this region. Although this blue-collar story about a gay man coming out to his life-long best friend is obviously not representative of everyone living in Jersey, my goal with Bail Me Out is to represent the language, tone, drama, and action that occur in many Jersey homes today.

In Bail Me Out, I chose to introduce the lead character (Joe Tidone) with all of his ugly warts up front, so right away the audience knows they

are not dealing with a well-adjusted, self-aware mensch, but rather they are watching an in-depth portrait of “a little guy in chaos.” Bail Me Out introduces seven characters, all of whom have several levels of dysfunction and none of whom can be described as morally centered. They are fallible, but loveable. They are insecure, yet courageous. Why? Because they strive for a better life despite the dark clouds that always seem to surround them.

There is optimism in their darkness, pleasure in their pain, and a constant need to find peace despite not really knowing how to stay still.


Renato Biribin - Bail Me Out

Renato Biribin, Jr.

As a playwright, Biribin penned and starred in Bail Me Out which received critical notoriety and was a hit with audiences in Los Angeles. He received praise as both a writer and actor with the Huffington Post noting: “The story blends, the story flows. But what gives it resonance is the character of Joe, magnificently portrayed by (Renato) Biribin.” Backstage West also opined, “Biribin, who has fashioned an intriguing role for himself, deftly anchors the complex story, earning our empathy in his well-rounded portrait of a fallible human trying to cope with a social milieu that’s bewildering to him . . . Biribin shows promise as a spot-on observer of contemporary angst recalling the incisively sardonic works of Jules Feiffer.”

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“The playwright intelligently explores the challenges of finding emotional fulfillment in a volatile society where the rules of conduct aren’t always clear-cut. Differing views on sexual freedom, committed relationships, religious beliefs, and tolerance toward other cultures put Biribin’s motley group of high-strung souls through myriad conflicts.”
Les Spindle, Back Stage West
“Biribin deserves credit for tackling social issues and for striving for an in-depth portrait of a little guy in chaos.”
Deborah Klugman, LA Weekly
“The story blends, the story flows. But what gives it resonance is the character of Joe, magnificently portrayed by (Renato) Biribin. A combination of Redd Fox in Sanford and Son and Carroll O’Connor in All in the Family, he’s racist and a homophobe, not so much by his actions as by this kneejerk response, “Hey, some of my best friends are . . . ” He’s funny, in a brown bag way, he’s steadfast and, if he’s not exactly loyal (emotionally he still pays for an extramarital indiscretion), he’s an endearing and familiar character.
James Scarborough, The Huffington Post
“An ‘adult’ comedy that will have you laughing from the start, this is a rude, raunchy, riotously funny play! It looks at marriage, homosexuality, and the long-enduring friendships of a group of colorfully dysfunctional people in a small New Jersey town.”
Pat Taylor, The Tolucan Times
“If I tell you, you gotta swear you won’t tell no one.”


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